what the ME thinks!

I hardly have any words…!!!

That raised bat is a big middle finger raised to England! Yipeekiyay m**********s!

Come one, come all…and post your choices abuses, cheers!

Well, well, well-here I’m, back again! Don’t know how many times have I re-started my blog and left myself with another ‘opportunity’ for another restart! Hopefully this time around it keeps going on and on and there are no more…err…restarts!

Have quite a few things on my mind and will have a go at each one of them, ek ke baad ek. Let me begin with Sanju baba aka Munnabhai…the guy’s been sent in for a good six years…Munnabhai chale America? Yeah right! For six years and he’ll surely get a green card by then! Hmm, six years is pretty long, man…wonder what Circuit will do…move to Dubai? Naah, not Dubai, its out of fashion now! Pakistan is the most happenin’ place on the planet! Its the place to be! Ask Dawood or even Bin Laden, they’ll tell you! Moreover the government there will happily deny of having even heard of your name, ever!

I say Sanju baba should not appeal to the Supreme Court. It will be a complete waste of time; his ofcourse! Why not simply, you know, accept it…I got myself in a royal mess, I accept it…now I pay for it…I mean I don’t pay anyone, anything! Sheesh, that’ll make things worse! I’ll serve my time, get out and start all over-again! And do the same kinda roles over and over again and get paid tons of cash for it, cheers!

By the way, don’t you guys think, his life is worthy of an autobiography or somethin’? I’d buy it. We don’t read many good books in India but who knows, Mahesh Bhatt or your pal Sanjay Gupta might actually make a movie outta it. Ram Gopal Varma? Oh puhleese! He has lost it…that RGV thing…don’t make any movies, man-not as a director, not as a producer! Take a break, a long one and watch a lotta DVDs and come back with ‘new’ ideas!

Man, I thought Abdul Kalam would be back as pres…for the sake of the ignorant few-Pratibha Patil is our new pres and the 1st lady to occupy the seat. That ignorant few-bit was necessary…quite a few believe Sharad Pawar or even Jagmohan Dalmiya are at the helm! Gettin back to the issue, I think the pres post should be given to someone who’s famous and respected for the right reasons. Patil came from nowhere to win the race. Kalam was the ideal man. Sonia Gandhi obviously ‘placed’ Patil to be able to make good use of that President’s rule thing in some non-Congress ruled states (U.P. very likely, whadaya think?) and other lil’ powers the Pres enjoys. No use of talkin now…she’ll be here for five years now…by the time she leaves, Sanju baba will start counting his days too…sigh!

We drew and how! We won and (ohmigod!) how! You guys watchin’ cricket or not?! For God’s sake, India thrashed the English (and for a change didn’t manage to grab defeat from the jaws of victory!). The batsman had their part to play but for this one we i just have to give the credit to the bowlers, especially Zaheer and RP! Zaheer, clearly was in the zone while RP bowled absolute rippers! This guy has developed a liking for KP. And I think the criticism showered on Sreesant was a bit too much. I don’t think he bowled that bad an I don’t think that the beamer was deliberate. The ball slipped from his grip when he was trying for a yorker. The ‘jellygate’? Aww common Zaheer! Such incidents bring a lil much needed drama in cricket and as long as they keep inspiring you to take fivers whats the problem?! I say keep them comin’!

To think of it, it really isn’t fair to call us bad tourists now. Since the change of the millenium India have won 16 away-tests. That means we are second to Australia who comfortably sit at the top with 26 to their name. England? 14 wins…ha! And before I close a few words for the English supporters at World-A-Team.com…Up yours man!